The Hermit

May 8, 2008

  

Yeap. Don’t ask me to explain this antisocial behaviour.I’ve cancelled on two invitations to leave the house purely on social calls. Make that 3. I’m not PMSing, probably PCOSing. Look it up you buffoons, there is NOT gonna be a DID YOU KNOW THAT session today.

 

I feel sick, there’s a restless gnawing pit in my stomach and I can’t explain this apprehension. Either way, I’m tensed. Majorly so.

 

Mum : This is a good way to see if you’re feeling stressed.

Me : Oh?

Mum : There was a chimp, monkey, king kong and gorilla. All of em were trying to get a banana from a coconut tree. Who’d get it first?

Me : Well. The monkey’s fast. But king kong’s probably the height or taller than the tree itself so, I’d say king kong.

Mum : I’m gonna have to find some ways to relax you.

Me : Why?

Grandmum : Because. . .why on earth would there be a banana on a COCONUT tree in the first place?

Me : -_-

 

If any of you laugh, I will shoot you. 

 

In this period of antisocial behaviour -that’ll hopefully only last a few days and be gone by next week- I’ve noticed a few things.

 

1. I get incredibly irked with people who are not upfront about their unsettled feelings or unhappiness with anything I do. DON’T hide it, tell me and then MAYBE I can do something about it if it isn’t illogical. It at least HELPS that I know what it is you’re upset with me about. Now fess up you maggots.
2. People are bloody hypocrites. I knew that a long time ago but it never stops being immensely irritating.
3. The power of the mind is incredible. You give off energy, vibes in every direction, people can sense distaste, can sense you being upset or perturbed, can know if you’re exceptionally happy or indifferent. Sometimes, our senses aren’t as receptive as they should be. But we have a general extent of being able to perceive the emotions another person is going through. And it isn’t entirely based on a person’s long or short face. Apart from that, you could also make yourself sick even further by believing very strongly in such a fact. You could always see negativity in your life because without realising, you look for it so much and make yourself oblivious to all the good things. Your mind is a scary scary place. You will see the things you make yourself believe you can see. Now that THAT scary thought has been put into place, lets drink and be merry! *clinks glass*
4.  I’m rather neurotic, yes.

 I have not studied in two days. I just haven’t had the mood for it. Not that I’ve been going out or anything, I’ve been under a house-arrest of some sort. Self-induced. Gods what’s wrong with me. . .

 

I have the sudden urge for chocolate cheesecake from Secret Recipe > Binge attacks

 

After a week on the Atkins diet, I think I could most definitely be suffering from withdrawal syndromes. No char kuey teow, nasi lemak, grandma’s soft fluffy white rice with lip-smacking sambal udang kering. . .

 

This truly is damnation rival to that of Hell.

 

*crawls back into Hermit-like world where carbs don’t exist and Ash is a social recluse* 

 

The Blechy Blech Day

 

Best word to sum up today. Blech. Blechy blech blech.

 
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